Oh Golly.

How do you solve a problem like Maria? you can't.
just like you can't write a description of me, or my blog.
hence the words: oh golly.

We can see the tidy, upright rows of yellowed envelopes. Whoever devised the Quarter Quell system had prepared for centuries of Hunger Games. 

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NOPE nope nope nope stop talking go to jail

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"the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" is so universal i bet even aliens know this phrase. everyone and their mama knows this phrase.

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entire human race turns out to be some shitty performance art piece by the cosmic equivalent of an overly conceited art major

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Mackie: "Last night I was, like, sitting around in a hotel and I was like, yo man, there’s a midnight screening and this is my first Marvel movie. I’mma go say what’s up to the people. So I grab a cab and shoot to 42nd Street, I walk in and I’m like what up, dog?”

Fallon: "Did people freak out?!

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I like how they can call themselves ‘bronies’ and ‘brozen’ (wtf even is that shit) but someone can’t say they are a gamer girl.

That’s because there’s no such thing as a ‘gamer girl’ were all just gamers. There’s nothing special about being a girl who plays video games so you don’t need a special title.


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